Hey, remember my very first MOREC? Back in mid '09, I did a review quickie for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and the very next day got that email from some kid who apparently read the alternate reality version where I never even played it? And then nothing happened after that? Well, yesterday I finally received a response from that guy (who for some reason took the "by" off his first name) in the form of four emails, sent a few minutes apart, then two that were sent off today:
From: Bob Jindra
Date: Nov 19 2011, 5:52 pm
Subject: Brawl Review, Part 2
To each his own. *continues playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl despite
you saying I should sell it, along with all of my hard-earned video
games*
From: Bob Jindra
Date: Nov 19 2011, 5:57 pm
Subject: CK.com
To each his own. *continues playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl and
whatever games I like, despite you saying I should just sell them for
whatever shit you like that I find boring as hell*
From: Bob Jindra
Date: Nov 19 2011, 5:58 pm
Subject: CK.com
I mean, honestly, you are nearly impossible to please, you know that?
I happen to LIKE Pokémon White, and have an incredibly powerful,
all-around balanced team. I swear, if my Hydreigon was real, he'd tear
you limb from limb for bashing one of the most successful releases so
far.
From: Bob Jindra
Date: Nov 19 2011, 6:05 pm
Subject: CK.com
Also, get this: YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. No one, not even I, know
everything about anything. Only God knows everything. Got that?
From: Bob Jindra
Date: Nov 20 2011, 10:30 am
Subject: CK.com
I'm sorry, I'm too busy having fun with my games to listen to your
shitfaced opinions.
From: Bob Jindra
Date: Nov 20 2011, 10:32 am
Subject: CK.com
I mean, honestly, were your parents drunk and abusive to you? Is that
why you're taking your anger out on everyone who loves what you hate?
Dude, seriously? Two and a half years, and this is the best you can do? I'm not sure why I'm dignifying this with more than a sound clip, an image, and some links, but here goes:
Where the hell did I ever say to sell off all your games (which you bring up twice)? I never responded to this guy through email, and the only thing I ever say about "selling games" is that how many copies a game has sold shouldn't factor into whether or not I or anyone else should play or like it. But then again, this is the guy who read a short review I did of a game, and somehow came to the conclusion I refused to play it.
Also, the only time I've ever talked about Pokemon Black and White was tearing into the creature designs before the games were even released. I've never talked about the actual games (so I will right now: I beat the first gym on White, then never touched the game again), so where did this threat of bodily harm come from?
Mr. Jindra, I really hope you're just a little kid, because otherwise you're leading me to believe you have some serious mental problems or are that guy from Kotaku. Maybe you're just a really incompetent troll, but the point is, maybe the reason you find games like Lemmings, Contra: Hard Corps, and MDK2 boring is because you're too stupid to figure out how to play and beat them. I mean, it's been nearly three years, and your reading comprehension hasn't improved one shred; you're still reading things that don't exist, and you brought up that "successful = must play" bullshit I debunked last time. Oh, and here's another Site Tracking Adventure that I feel is relevant, particularly point #6.
I also love how you say you're too busy having fun with your games to listen to my "shitfaced opinions" (hey, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think opinions can get drunk), yet you're not too busy having fun with them to keep sending me these emails. I still don't have a comedy sketch planned out, so I'll just have to leave off with this:
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