ÿþ<HTML> <HEAD> <META name="Codiekitty" content="Nintendo, Video Games "> <TITLE>Bizarre Search Queries</TITLE> <style> p { margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px; } </style> </HEAD> <BODY BACKGROUND="../background.gif"> <P> <CENTER> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=60% celspacing=1><tr><td><BR><CENTER><font size="5"><B><P>Bizarre Search Queries</font size></B></center><BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>August 12, 2010</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P><B><I>please get dr robotniks ass off my screen<BR> <BR> robotnik's ass is taking up my screen</i></B><BR> <BR> Coming to the page these searches probably bring you to (twice) won't help.<BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>September 6, 2010</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P><B><I>codiekitty lunchbox<BR> <BR> what time is the codiekitty show on<BR> <BR> a codiekitty force action figures<BR> <BR> mighty fighting force cat codiekitty<BR> <BR> how to guide on codiekittyt<BR> <BR> codiekitty how are you doing<BR> <BR> codiekitty is internet<BR> <BR> how do i order so codiekitty<BR> <BR> the codiekitty code by dan brown<BR> <BR> codiekitty lemming force man<BR> <BR> the codiekitty channel</i></B><BR> <BR> I don't know what's weirder, getting all these queries on the same day, or that it only happened on one day. Oh, and "the codiekitty code by dan brown" wins.<BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>September 14</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P><B><I>codiekitty your opinion is wrong<BR> <BR> daniel x does not suck<BR> <BR> codiekitty shadow of the colossus</I></B><BR> <BR> Who wants to bet these were all from the same person? Or just the first two, and the third one was that same guy who kept dumping "flying omelette icycalm" into FO's query repots.<BR> <BR> On a side note, I get more queries about Daniel X than anything else except Dr. Robotnik, and that makes me angry.<BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>Other Queries About Me</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P><B><I>codiekitty furry</I></B> - Come say that to my face so I can shove a rubber mouse up your ass.<BR> <BR> <B><I>codiekitty is overrated<BR> <BR>history chrome how do i do this codiekitty</I></B> - Why are you asking <I>me</I>? I'd try help you out if I had any idea what you were even talking about.<BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>The Best Dr. Robotnik Searches</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P><B><I>robotnik chokes sonic</I></B> - Better than choking the chicken, I guess.<BR> <BR> <B><I>robotnik's mother's ass<BR> <BR> dr robotnik's ass takes up half the screen</I></B> - I got this and the above one on the same day, and I don't know if I should be relieved or disappointed that I didn't get "robotnik's mother's ass takes up half the screen".<BR> <BR> <B><I>robotnik sexiest fat<BR> <BR> robotnik belly<BR> <BR> robotnik is husband to sonic's mother<BR> <BR> robotnik robotnik yeah yeah yeah<BR> <BR> doctor robotnik loincloth<BR> <BR> robotnik is fat</I></B> - Thank you Captain Obvious.<BR> <BR> <B><I>dr eggman ripping off mustache</I></B> <BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>The Worst Dr. Robotnik Searches</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P><B><I>stuff between robotnik's ass cheeks<BR> <BR> robotnik takes it up the bum </I></B><BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <table bgcolor=white border=1 width=100%"<tr><td><BR> <CENTER> <font size="+1"><B>Other Random Queries</B></font><BR> </CENTER> <P> <B><I>wery beeg p0rn<BR> <BR> what is the difference between the sega genisis and the sega master system?</I></B> - What, you can't tell?<BR> <BR> <B><I>make your own half robot half elite plane<BR> <BR> most overrated games shadow of the colossus</I></B> - MARRY ME, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE.<BR> <BR> <B><I>game where you are yellow and you can shape shift <BR> <BR> fantastic sequel to all that pip and flinx bullshit<BR> <BR> who has lovingly rendered ass cheeks<BR> <BR> dave ryder scream <BR> <BR> why george lucas should be executed<BR> <BR> was the forgotten planet playtested sigma star saga </I></B> - Evidently not.<BR> <BR> <B><I>munchable pokemon cards <BR> <BR> don't make the mistake these people did don't die mike nelson<BR> <BR> how the fuck do you kill the fabricator bionic commando</I></B> - This thing pissed this guy off more than it did me.<BR> <BR> <B><I>rescue rangers ico</I></B> - Sounds like an idea for the most overrated game ever.<BR> <BR></td></tr></table> <BR> <CENTER><table bgcolor=white border=1><tr><td><A HREF="index.htm"> Back to MOREC</A><BR></TD></TR></TABLE></HTML>